Silly Rabbit....Trix are for after the bar

sooo...i went to evansville last night as I am considering school down there. i dont think i would have enough to do here in vincennes and my major completely sucks ass here now. i went to the big e last night and hung out with drew and robbie. robbie is a complete cutie and really nice :-) we went to...hold on...sit down for this...starbucks...yummm...and no i didnt blow my heart up with my drink...that is a plus...then to change the pace we went to IHOP instead of dennys and i had the nastiest fucking cheese cack thing ever!!! then we went to wal mart...twice...and took some pics in the toy department...lots of fun as usual...then robbie and i left drew boo at his place.... i havent seen the girls much while i have been back in vincennes... i miss them...but my lil girls are growing up *tear* ... i had braytens with my parents and saw hedder..GREAT STROM...mmmmmmmm... and i saw rachael the night before when i had braytens...also great pizza....yummy..... now i am sitting here in bruceville bored...bored off my ass...drew is being a lil bitch and sleepy...wtf...he was only up until 4....haha... ummm...what else... i have a new yahoo screen name.... ummm.. i dunno... so... santa is on tv and he obviously is not the real santa bc he is actually kinda hot and he is holding a beer...but then maybe my standards have dropped so low that old men in red turn me on???? probably not....i am watching football after all.... the real santa is obviously busy right now shopping at adult bookstores for the christmas presents most of my friends want....the big donger for rachi bear, the super turbo speed torpedo for hedder, the Dee-V mee cocko-matic for drew, the I cant Believe Its not a tongue for my lesbians, and the TAKE IT BITCH for me.... ooh...the joys of christmas.... i love this time of year...i think santa got a woodie this year when i told him what i wanted for christmas....but then again...i was drunk and santa might have just been some old fat guy at the gay bar.... hmmm...retro-spect...ewwww....now i know why santa patted my ass....DIRTY SON OF A BITCH.... what else...hmm... i want to be an elf.... it looks fun....green could totally be my color and i want to be friends with panda bears....oh wait...hmmm...maybe i dont want to be an elf...but i guess polar bears are cute.... and penguins...yeah... i want to be an elf.... am i to tall? hmmm... well...lets see what else can i ramble about.... oh...i put remote start on my car...i like freaking people out in the parking lot with it.... then they just look at my funny when i get in...maybe it is the car...maybe the new cowboy hat and boots...the world..may never know...

last but not least

Condoms: .25
Lube: 4.99
Staying STD Free: Priceless

There are somethings cream cant cure...for everyhing else...DONT BE A FOOL...WRAP YOUR TOOL!!

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A much needed update is now being posted...I am currently in VU sitting next to heather and some really cute guy with black spikey hair... I think he wants me... by the way he totally ignores me and keeps chewing on his pen...then again there is the other cute guy sitting by the pole with red cheeks and short curly hair or maybe the ...oh wait that is the selection here in Vincennes... I am being bored and supposed to be researching a bunch of crap that I feel completely unneccessary so instead I am flirting with the ginger girl next to me.... i think i made her moist :-) so, i havent really been doing anything fun or amusing...no drunkey nights to speak of or anything way to interesting to report. I did hang out rachael at dennys the other night... i had me some cheezy fries and had to play candy land with her. I think that the management at dennys is going to make us stop sitting at the bar because we keep distracting the help.... speaking of rachi bear...she is on the phone prolly naked and air drying because that is how she rolls.... umm.... lets see...other than some wild nights of sex with heather that rachael isnt supposed to know about...i am now updating live journal.... i think that i am going to get gas because i had chili AGAIN tonight and i know they have lots of beans in it bc i dont like meat and beans usually give me gas...so i will be sure to hold it until rachi bear and heddi bear and i are all in a small closed space then i will let it rep...maybe we will have an open flame available to make it even more interesting... hmm...have a rambled long enough to make you happy.. ;-) ok... peace out everyone... the spikey haired guy is now giving me the eye...and oh. he is wearing shorts to make it easier for me to crawl under the desk and molest him...happy huntings... for sex!!

Current Mood: HORNY(hedder is here)
Current Music: Heather giggling

so, it is my birfday...woo hoo :-) not much excitement goin on right now....but tonight should be fun...i think that we are all going out tonight to the gay bar...yay..woo...for the drag show, how exciting will that be... Greg is coming up!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! I am way way excited about seeing him....and then what else.... I get to seem my friend Sarah...yay woo again :-) Travis and AJ are going out, my sister and Daline....I dont think that Nicole is coming out to the bar...she is having a boy down while we are out....hmmm... what else.... I didnt make it back home to vincennes.... my sister instead bought a car here and we ended up having to stay here :-( i was sad about it...i didnt get to see the girls *big tears* then rachi bear hunged up on me when i called her that night.....well...thats about it....thanks kyle and shan for going out to din din with me last night....catch you all laters :-)

Current Mood: It's my birfday :-)
Current Music: Jack Johnson

So....first...happy birfday day to greg....yay...the big 25....I a turning 23 in 2 days :-) WOOO HOOO....go my birthday ....who else is excited.... I went out last night with AJ and Travis and Nick and Zack...so, yeah, we start out at the college FRATERNITY bar....5 big ole fags and start drinking at 3 PM.....ok...so we chill there...then we go home....AJ and I decided to leave like 5 min later...so we went to my house i changed and we drank some hard shit here.... then..... we went BACK to the fraternity bar...then walked to the chug...LOVE the bar...but not the place for 5 fags :-) finally....we went to the gay bar....ahhhh heaven....i got extrememly wasted and flirted with travis a lil bit ;-) he let me wear his hat...there are perks to being flirty.... then aj almost got knocked out in the bathroom b/c the jack ass new bartender came over and was being a total utter dick...i DONT like him...but none the less...he is a whore...hmmm...big surprise and cant make a drink to save his life...but...again with moving forward.... ummm...i felt like shit today...but i got to meet corrines mommie :-) she was cute and corrine got a car today :-) wooo hoo...go lil.....what else...i talked to rachibear and hedderbear yesterday for a hot second but they were to busy for me ;-) haha...playing girls... I so got my job at best buy...who is excited...I am....right now I am eating a double cheeseburger watching tv on mute listening to jack johnson...LIFE IS GOOD...ill post more later..... peace out home fries

Current Mood: mmmm..Starbucks
Current Music: Jack Johnson

I may have said that once already or twice....but for fuck sake...I am to old for this shit, so last night I took my best gay buddy kyle to the bar to meet the coolest, cutest guy in know in muncie AJ and tried to hooke them up...I also hung out with Travis and Jason..... I met so many people and I showed everyone greg and i's pic.... I behaved!! yay....go me...I got way hammered then I drove us all to mc donalds :-) yay for double cheeseburgers....I miss my vinny hoes...ho ho bunches...they bring home more cash than these muncie girls..... i mean..the cost of the mt dew did get a bit up there with rachael...but its hard to buy a quality blow job in vincennes......so we had higher prices....and then heather...i got her some velcro socks so that i could just stick her legs up on the wall...... she was like a revolving door....like throwing a hot dog down a hall way :-) but she made some good tips.... I am proud of her.... I dunno who is managing their operations now...but i hope they make sure heather has her cream at all times ....cuz that lil rash can fuck with biz...aight girls...miss ya ...luv ya....see ya soon

Current Mood: HUNG the fuck over
Current Music: Country

So....hey everyone....long time since my last lj.... but I just got internet at the new house...WOO HOO...I am going BSU clothes shopping tommorrow... like i need more....*pfft* let's see...what else has been going on...OH...yeah, so i got lost on the way home the other night and ended up getting a ride from random people at wendy's :-/ LORD...what a night.... I called Rachael.... and talk to her drunk a lil while.... and i miss greg :-( *tear* He is in florida still... how much does that suck...i just want a kiss.... OH OH...I changed my labret piercing today....yay :-) well...i was just thinking of greg :-) how cute.... miss you ho ho bunches girls :-) *kiss*

Current Mood: Greg..COME HOME!
Current Music: Todays Country Channel 402

Hello people...what up...so still waiting on com fucking cast to call me back and give us an appointment on the cable...holy shit.... who do you have to blow to get cable around here...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Greg came up and spend Thursday night and Most of Friday with me....It was soooooooooooooooo cute... :-) WE had such a good time and he is so cute and nice and fun and we kissed and cuddled....awwww.... i love my new house...it is fun and we just kinda sit there and watch reality network all day :-) I went to the library and got my library card, so Corrine and I sit and read at night.... well... that is all that is going on...miss ya girls...ho ho bunches :-) and I am 23 in 13 days!! :-)

Current Mood: PRETTY!
Current Music: Food Network

so, here it is my last night in vincennes.... and....i just made myself some ramen noodles for supper...Beth and I went to terre haute for lunchish, but i didnt eat my food b/c it was nasty....soooo...i am talking to greg...YAY :-) we talked visiting his momma again and getting his kitty kat on the 21st :-) i get to see him in two days...yay, way excited.... other than that...will prolly go to sleep early....talked to rachael and heather a few min ago...they are at denny's...BITCHES!!! i wanted nachos! :-) lol...lots of love for you girls...ill miss you....ho ho bunches....this is it...back to another exciting year at ball state....and this time a cute CUTE CUTE!! guy ... soo... all is well...a little sad...but time will heal.... bye everyone...last post from vincennes.... i had great memories of everyone and you have all impacted my life.... but as lessons teach us...things must change...and they have... peace out home fries *tear*

Current Mood: last night
Current Music: Mellow

Sooo.... I am supposed to leave for muncie today, however I am running into a slight delay... My Uncle Bruce just passed yesterday...God Bless.... and I didnt get a good chance to get everything packed, so I am going to stay in Vincennes...ONLY for a couple more days girls!! I am going to then see GREG!! :-) on Thursday and he is spending the night, then going to Florida for a week *tear*.... BUT THEN...I am going with him to meet his mommy and get his kitty kat when he gets back from florida... .He is sooo freaking cute :-) and nice and makes the cutest faces...awwwww :-) So, to recap my trip to Vincennes...We caught Danny being a dirty skank hoe with some nasty bitch at his house, when he supposedly wasnt there...come on...try to hide the truth from a fag and two chicks...NOT gonna happen...This is just a lesson that honesty is ALWAYS the best policy. And for those who are question stalking is when you "scope out someone, make threats, intimidate without force, track daily activity through unusual means, etc..... driving by a 'friends' house and knocking is not stalking" JUST TO CLARIFY.... But, none the less...Hedder Rose... there are more fishies in the sea...and trust me, I live in Muncie...the fish only get better in bigger water..... u dont need these guppies we got SHARKS up north ;-) HOT, TANNED, and TONED sharks.... hehe... Then we went to say bye bye to Melinda and ummm..cant think of much else... I talked to Rachi-behr's mom tonight for about 20-30 minutes....and then came home and drank while rachael and heather were already plastered and DROVE HOME...BAD MINORS!! BAD!! hmm...i think i am ljed out for now..i am seepy and want to dream about the CUTEST guy in the world.... later

Current Mood: Dreaming of Greg
Current Music: John Mayer

ATTENTION ALL:
THIS FROM HEATHER ROSE:
(copied from IM)"heather says that she doesn't feel like posting but hi"

Current Mood: Heather on her PC..haha
Current Music: I dont know I am not heather...

ok...hey all...what is up...I am visiting Vincennes and hanging out with 2 of the coolest girls ever for a couple of days....we have eaten, and drove, and ummmm eaten....and I made July's video...yay.... Oh yes, we went to Fazolis tonight and Hedder and I so got busted discussing Rachaels eating style...NOT THAT IT IS BAD (please dont hit me) but she takes a little longer than Hedder and I.... I however tilt the plate off the table and just swallow whole.. Rachael is watching lifetime now...getting all into the movie asking me life's questions about murder and my mom and ...omg....SOO television for women....Well..Rachael took me to get pierced last night...AND i totally did it...i got me lebre done...and I love it...and ummm what else...I had a date...He is sooooooo fucking cute and adorable... And such a nice guy and awww...so cute and ...ummm.... well...i dunno...shut up jim....you are such a homo....LOL....god, i hate me....but HE IS SOOO CUTE :-) HOLY FUCK...now I am getting involved...this sucks....well i am getting the munchies :-( ta ta...and the boy is cute...get off my nuts...i like saying it..... adios

Current Mood: He is soooo cute :-)
Current Music: Lifetime Movie Network

Soo....I pulled my groin muscle in Ping Pong...so how the fuck does that happen....anyway...I am still in Muncie...yay...my dad told me today he thinks i should move :-) that i am much happier here... I found a place today...but who knows...i miss da girls back home....so, last night we went to the bar and I had 3 pitchers of long islands...OMG...i was so wasted...it was mike and bobbies last night in dill street :-( its sad...like watching the beatles break up.... then we went to the twins house for a house party Nicole, Corrine, and AJ got HAMMERED...so I got them all home safely...well with the exception of Corrines nose dive into the pavement :-P ... other than that...just another night at the bar...but I had PIZZA MAN!! :-) later all

Ok...so this actually is sort of a vacation...but I did not go to get away from all the friends I love.... heya girls :-) and said...haha... Umm...so I had a rough start to the day....Fucking 7:45 am...I had to wake up Heather and Rachael...OMG...I no longer fear death...then I drove us home and met mom at the door with clothes being pushed at me to get ready for church...so I went to church, then breakfast YUM.... THEN...I had to go shopping at Wal Mart with my grandma and parents...OMG...it is NOT that difficult to choose a cut of meat...holy shit...then went back home played around on the net for a few and decided...hey...ill go to muncie early...so dad made tacos..that were AWESOMSE...and then I went to Sullivan to get my BEHR...BEHHRRRRRRRRR!! And forgot my cell...so I had to wait on mom and dad to bring it to me in carlisle...THEN... I had to drive ALL the way to Muncie...I am sitting here with my nieces now..my fav is on my lap and the new one is locked in the kitchen.... ummm...hmmmph...the behr is getting cold and the shower warm...so i am off to get squeaky clean...catch yall on the flip side...heather and rachael MISS YOU HO HO BUNCHES already!

Current Mood: GOING TO THE GAY BAR!
Current Music: Dog Wimpering

haha...that sounded fun...so what up... I smell like fire, sweat, and smores...mmm...that is a new candle...I am about to hop in the shower and then Rachael and Heather and I are going to go to the store and get some more camping supplies...last night after trying to start a fire the manly way....danny and i had to send the women and children to the store for lighter fluid...FOR THE RECORD...it was b/c the wood was wet.... umm....then we at weenies and sat around for a while then played a game of std.... i gave heather a rasberrie...danny sat with his hand in his pants...mulitple kisses were exchanged...if you were there...you know *wink*... umm and rachael picked alot of truth and gave my tracker a nice lil butt dance.. i had a sexy pose on a picnic table and heather humped the hell out of a tree...damn it liked it.... ummm.. ummmm...and oh yeah danny has two...count em...TWO hickies.... We have new neighbors that are slowly attempting to get further and further away from us...they think that heather and rachael are lesbians and that i am a raging fag...hmmm... how does that work ;-) We played really gay music...and ummm...what else...I really need a shower...i got a wiff of myself...and omg...i had to poo at the outdoor toilet...it was gross...i did the hover shit...where you kinda hang out ABOVE the actual toilet..umm..and..umm..what else .... heather went poops with me...hopefully we will swim tommorrow...yay us... go gay all the way... i am off to shower and stuff...the twins need shaved ;-) later peeps...peace out homefries

Current Mood: we are camping!
Current Music: clear eyes commercial

So...good morning...It is now 9:51 and I am watching a movie on the tv with this HOT HOT actor that plays a scottish man...wooof that accent...ummm...well anywho.... I still havent went to bed..I got most of my VU stuff lined out today...go me for being an overachiever *rolls eyes*....I have to meet with my advisor now...blah...that means getting up early something else.....I am left to assume that everyone else is in bed right now...BITCHES! Ummm....oh he has a tattoo....woof woof woof :-) now lets see what can i talk about now.... well... hmmm...the old people are cleaning something in the other room..... i really dont know what it is.... cleaning something....lots of bitching though.... Nikko still hasnt came out of the room...lazy ass mut is still in bed.... Baby of course is still laying her ass in her blanket.... i want to be a dog damn it.... They keep bringing bags of shit out of the bedroom....HOW THE HELL DO THEY KEEP IT ALL IN THEIR.....Dad just scraped his arm and cussed alot...GEEZ OH PETES...why dont they just go to bed like normal people....So, I am thinking about eating...big shocker there ay...and thanks jboo for the comment about the pic...just now remembered that.... I wonder what we are doing 2day....Rachael BEHR is off work of course.... and we will indulge in some sort of food product....ummm..umm...so i lost ya about 10 sentences ago ay....FUCKERS... I really lost myself back then as well...but i am recently obsessed with lj....woo hoo so much fun....brb..phone call...what the hell...why would they call so early...that was sprint...they had to call and get a consent to request a phone call tracer from the said individual that i reported for harassing # of phone calls...and that said individual called again last night apparently...but my phone was not with me...I know I know...I almost stopped breathing...well...i am gonna go make veggie sausage patties...ttfn... Peace Out Home Fries...JIMMERZ

Current Mood: thinking about my x
Current Music: John Mayer

So...again..the life of an OBVIOUSLY gay man in Vincennes....ummm...all of my dates are either girls...i still luv ya girls...or str8 guys...ummm...am i ever going to get laid again...(rachael it is our secret).... So...I had braytens tonight and didnt find any floor dirt or any other disgusting crap in it....Heather made it for me ...YUM YUMM...but no mother fucking smiley fucking face...how the fuck and you fucking see my loving fucking face and not fucking put a mother fucking smiley on the fucking pizza. I still love you heather...and we need to make Danny gain some weight...fucker needs 5 samiches and a taco... not heather's either...ewww ...girly tacos are gross.... ummm...Heather is saying something about strawberries and Rachael is concurring...and she is dry not moist...or something blah blah...Heather is telling me that I roll at work...or something...I knew that she liked x and she never shares...I cant really find friends that share drugs with me anymore...So...We drove around the country tonight and almost died multiple...and i do mean MULTIPLE times.... WHAT THE FUCK HEATHER...You dont fucking know who is coming around the corner...you could have fucking killed us then you would have felt real bad.... Ummm... let's see...Rachael still wont put out.... I have been trying for months now and she always has a headache, is on the rag, or says I am gay...WTF....I am obviously not gay if I want to have sex with her...but she doesnt like bootie hole sex....damn... ummm... EWWW...talk of 14 year old sex...I would really like this convo to end...but no no...we must get graphic with the arm pit hair.... Heather is again...SMOKING....not just smoking....she could sit on the couch....have a lighter on one half of the room and smoke the entire pack without moving.... She has mad skillz.....SMOKEY DA BEARH...NOW NOW NOW..they are bitching about my videos...LIKE they dont want me to make them anymore..... And...what is funny...this entire post...I havent said anything...YET...they still talk to me...actually...heather is in full conversation with me at times...and Danny IS a bitch...by the way....The wiener dog is awake, Rachaels boobies itch, Heather is smoking, Danny is cussing, and I am OUT...PEACE... HOME FRIES.. .JIMMERZ

Current Mood: Where is the POT?
Current Music: Danny Cussing

Oh what a beautiful morning....Oh what a beautiful day....Ive got a wonerful feeling.....Everyone thinks I am not gay..... Good Evening beautiful people....I am so glad you get to read yet another post of mine...and I am positive that you are quite excited as well... I am currently sitting on my love seat watching fear factor in duck pajamas and crusty eyes..... Where are Rachael and Heather's mom's now...HOW GAY DO I LOOK! :-) *yawn* So, I am waiting on said heterosexual to call me so that I can go eat some Braytens...yummy yummy yummy I got Braytens in my tummy.... I want to see Must Love Dogs its starts July 29th .... Ummm...anyone else game? Good...I knew you would be in... So, ok, It is kinda blah at and I think that I am sick of the rain...I want it to be sunny again DAMN IT.....If Rachael wouldnt piss the Weather Gods off...maybe...just maybe....the hurricane wouldnt have came to get us...way to go Rachael...REAL NICE....So, I talked to my dyke sister last night.... OMG she is sooo fucking gay....It sounds like you are calling some big bad butch truck driver when she answers....like I am on a CB and shit.... It makes me want to go... 10-4 good buddy....over and OUT!!! haha...get it ...out...like..out to...FINE...Fuck it...It was funny to me...why am i friends with you people...you dont even laugh at my jokes....the good news is sprint completed the track on my cell phone and they found one phone # that actually qualifies under state law as "harrassing" due to numerous calls in a short amount of time without any returned...what does this mean.... the person who keep calling me non stop is now tracked by sprint... and due to the problems it causes with their network ....they will prosecute this person...if he decides to not stop calling...and the Knox County Sherriff also has a report of the situation... :-) Dont fuck with this fag.... hmmmm.... well... i think i am done now...the wiener dog is licking its ass...my parents are in the kitchen and nikko is sniffing himself...... Ummm...I am gonna wait on Danny then go get some grub..... :-) Peace out home fries! JIM

Current Mood: look a rainbow!
Current Music: Mary Poppins

Ok...so we didnt get any fucking skittles...but I almost had my balls removed by cujo the killer chiauha and yeah yeah... I know you are saying...its a fucking chiuahua you fucking fag...but...FUCK YOU mother fucker...that thing had cat like reflexes...holy fuckin shit it could like totally swallow a hole...like... vienna sausage in one bite and shit...that could totally be my toe...and I have pretty feet...We started at Rachaels tonight and had pizza and movies... and then we saw J-boo and her boyfriend.... then we also had some of heather's mom's AWESOME pretzel salad... it was fucking awesome.... then we ended at said heterosexuals house in lawrenceville...he now proudly sports his very own gay pride tat and we exchanged numbers so we can go yell at the kitchen staff at brayten's tommorrow... Ummm...now I am sitting here all hard and shit and Rachael is being a prude not wanting to do anything....i told her i wouldnt try to "sneak" it in the other hole this time...but she is a bit nervous....i guess the anaconda scared her away last time...hahahahahah...you know sometimes it is hard to be this funny... ummm.. lets see i will write a poem about something...

My life is Fun...My life is gay...

I hang out with 2 bad ass chicks every day...

We make friends with candy machinses....
Hang out at Parks...
And steal cool things...

We are the coolest...Not all can hang
Thats why we are the Gay Against Gay Gang...

Word to your motha!!! and tell her thanks for last night....

JIMMERSZ;-)

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: My dad talking to the dog

In reply to a petty homosexuals comments in regards to our maturity...in which we are sooo...and our drama free zone...which usually exist until said homosexual interferes...We have created the top ten list as below..


10) Stop Text Messaging..Be an Adult ..Get over it.
9) Stop Calling...again...GET OVER IT...
8) Stop IM'ing....you are petty, shallow, and friendless...
7) Get Over It...As if we have not stated that before
6) Make new friends...We know they wont last long anyway
5) Try really hard to make new friends who want to talk you and take your messages....
4) Get over yourself...we obviously have
3) Stop lieing to people on the internet and to your "friends" back stabbing is not very mature...
2) Pour some water on yourself...helps control flames
1) Dont Call People Fat....Your mirror may not accurately reflect what we see... *kiss*

Ok... Love ya Heather and Rachael...umm..yeah thats about it...

Now my normal post


Sooooo... Today while hanging out with my friends who dont call me fat...

We ate at Heather's house... and bought pizza....at an undisclosed location this evening Heather, Rachael, and I along with said heterosexual Danny will enjoy movies and getting fatter...omg...i hope i didnt offend anyone...IF I DID..however I would appologize...the MATURE thing to do... Ummm. lets see...Rachael and Heather are making out on the couch.... or Heather is eating Spree's and Rachael is calling Niko my male dog a girl...while calling him obese.... but I bet she appologizes... Well... to a loving circle of friends who will reserve the right to not call each other fat... I frollick to...haha...I dont frollick..but i know others that do...haha..OH OH and I decided to start a new group..the GAG coalitions (gays against gays) .... Peace out home fries...

Current Mood: devious
Current Music: Porn Music